There are many sites offering quotes as well as notepads, calendars, posters and the list goes on and on. For website owners there are even random quote generators available for displaying on any page of a site. We’ve been gathering some of the best sexy quotes we could find that could apply to swingers. Just keep in mind these weren’t written specifically for the lifestyle, but applied at the right moment, during the right conversation, you could get some good laughs or even good sex! We start by presenting a Maple Swingers sex quote original:

• “Not interested in meeting us? I guess they are not taking applications for friends with benefits at this time” -Maple Swingers
• “If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?” -Bette Midler
• “The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.”
• “I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.” -Woody Allen (more…)

Well, this is a first, finding poetry published online about swingers! A site that goes by the name of Satire Society and written by a person who is against shaving your private parts as well as make-up sex. With crafty words such as “Swingers here, and swingers there. There are swingers everywhere.” you can’t pass up this opportunity for a bit of poetry.