There are many sites offering quotes as well as notepads, calendars, posters and the list goes on and on. For website owners there are even random quote generators available for displaying on any page of a site. We’ve been gathering some of the best sexy quotes we could find that could apply to swingers. Just keep in mind these weren’t written specifically for the lifestyle, but applied at the right moment, during the right conversation, you could get some good laughs or even good sex! We start by presenting a Maple Swingers sex quote original:

• “Not interested in meeting us? I guess they are not taking applications for friends with benefits at this time” -Maple Swingers
• “If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?” -Bette Midler
• “The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.”
• “I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.” -Woody Allen (more…)

Chris Vee seems to have his act together when it comes to entertaining swingers at swingers clubs. You take someone who actually has experience in the lifestyle and then comments on all the funny quirks that we all know exist, but he can put it in such a way to make you laugh your ass off. His website is hard to look at and has a very amateurish look to it but is chalk full of content that is very impressive. Chris has written the new American English swingers dictionary available on his website as well as selling a DVD of his act performed live in a swingers club. This DVD would make a great addition to every swingers club to show on those nights where you just need something a little different to entertain the crowd. Oh yeah, Chris is available for direct bookings as well.